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Liberhymentarian Carbon Taxocalypse

from Illuminasty by Dyke Destroyer

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I have a friend who was in a PULSATING FLESHWAND accident, had her skull cleaved open by the propeller of an oncoming SEXTERROST conductor. Rescued by a gentlemen named Jesus Abs-for-days (no kidding) and subsequently found she had the dormant ability of a masterful oil painter lodged inside her pre trepanated cranium and has since gone on to adopt a child from Africa becoming a Mother at a very young age. Reminds me of the Dead Zone and Stephen King, but with great moisture. In my own experience I was concussed in consecutive fights by the well honed shins of fellow BENCHPRESS QI WARRIORS and a woozy of a car accident to usher in my own personal transfiguration all on the eve of my Saturn's return.

Maybe one day I can share a pint with a crew of those scarred and opened by the Saturnal scythe.

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from Illuminasty, released February 2, 2012

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